I was going to write a post about how much I love High School Musical, but that one will have to wait for a little bit.
I went to Concord, California to visit my brother and his family. We decided to take BART (Bay Area Rapid Transport) to San Fransisco and then take the cable cars to the part of the city we wanted to be in. A nice homeless man, "the best dressed homeless man in the city" walked us to a cable car up the street that had no line. If we would have stayed where we were originally we would have waited almost an hour. Thanks to that homeless man for his kind service. Anyway, I grabbed Xander (my 3 year old nephew) and jumped up on the cable car. In San Fransisco it's every man for himself. You literally have to push and shove your way into everything and you had better do it fast.
You know, I used to be a bed wetter. I guess that's not something you should admit on your blog. It hasn't been a problem though since I was very young--I haven't had an accident since I was 8 years old. I have a friend who, up until like last year, she still would lose control of her bladder when she had to go on scary rides like the Mouse Trap at Lagoon. :). I was sitting there with Xander on my lap in the CROWDED cable car dying of heat. We thought it would be cold so we all bundled up pretty good. Xander fell asleep and I was having a great time sliding up and down on the bench when we would go up and down the steep streets of San Fransisco. Well, when we got off the cable car and I gave Xander to his mom, this is what we found:
Don't be alarmed: my "staying dry" streak has not been compromised. This is not MY pee. This is Xander's pee. Have you ever had someone else pee your pants? Well it's gross. No one really seemed to care. They laughed a little and then we mozied on over to a bathroom. I tried to wipe the pee off with a wet paper towel, but I think all I did was to soak the pee further into my pants and legs. It was quite funny, and although I didn't enjoy walking around with pee on my pants, I had a great time and I still love Xander.
6 comments:
This is hilarious! The bottom picture looks like your legs are like 2 miles long and your feet are like 4 inches.
The next time you enter a long legs competition, I would recommend submitting picture #2. I think your chances of winning will be much higher than the last few you've entered.
Hee hee ha ha chuckle chuckle, I just can't stop laughing!
I used to get grossed out with pee until I had kids. Once you get peed and pooped on, it's nothing special anymore. So enjoy the days when it is.
Thanks for coming to visit us, for helping make the dinner and playing with the kids. We love you!
"Have you ever had someone else pee your pants?" That is my new favorite line of all times. Too funny.
i love your shoes. and i'm still your friend. even if it was your pee. i'll be xander's advocate.
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